This might sound weird — but…
I love watching mongooses attacking cobras
and other snakes on the Discovery Channel.

Mongooses are cool creatures.
Seriously – anything that can challenge cobras
bare-handed and kill them are pretty cool in my book.

Anyhow — enough of the Animal Planet…
I hope you can handle my often
bizarre sense of humor.

This email is a “last minute call” to all
of you killer mongooses to take action
on our amazing Masszymes promo.

https://www.masszymes.com/ordering/masszymes-special.php

GO!

Wade Lightheart

P.S. For mongoose’s sake — take action… and don’t miss out!
https://www.masszymes.com/ordering/masszymes-special.php